Realtime shitposting

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

late reaction syndrome

To have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.

1984-Doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
Ted: i've never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- Jim: Hey Ted
(Punches Ted in the face)

2011-(Ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. The score is tied up with 20 secs left)
Ted: Hell yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(Ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden Ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)

by Kyle Medina February 27, 2011

Ractice

Practice without the r with

"Hey mom I'm going to soccer ractice"

"K sweetie have fun

by Thatmusicalgirl February 3, 2018

Monkey reach around

To suck dick from behind and take nut in your grill.

Ex: I gave Jerome the best monkey reach around he ever had, he's never leaving me. He can kiss his side chick goodbye.

by baileybiitch January 6, 2015

sicilian reach around

When one is at a urinal taking a piss and someone comes up from behind you and cuts off your penis

I was taking a leak when this guy gave me the Sicilian reach around and now I am dickless

by denab818 September 12, 2014

pussy reaching

pussy reaching is when a guy/girl sticks their hand up a girls vageen like he is reaching for something

last night carl did some pussy reaching and it felt so good. it´s like he was grabbing my organs.

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

Romanian_Reach

Best sword fighter that ever ever to grace Roblox dot com. Destroyed many legends and was the number 1 sword-fighter in the NA community. Beat Irep and had Irep decieve everyone that hes better cause they duel on anti ac arena and decided to ac anyway and lose.

With Romanian's own word's had said: "that nigga Irep lost 4 duels to me. Also fuck that nigga"

Romanian_Reach rap song:
Romanian_reach is my name I go by,
Your mama run when I shoot bye,
Mama papa, and nana you better hide,
When i pullup, you better dunk,
watch out mothafugga I steal your garl,
Watch out im now ur papa, son.

Romanian_Reach: Nigga yo dumbass tried to kill yoself because you found out the earth was in space nigga you stupid as fuck

Irep: sorry papa.

Romanian_Reach: boy that's why you're best friends with a spat out piece of gum because you believed it was the real life version of Kirby nigga you stupid as shit.

DeviIInBlack: ok.

by illedmedia April 10, 2022