Reach-around Simp

Simps by deflecting simp behavior as scummy and vile in order to gain rapport.

He's been reach-around simping her.

by Dippyskoodlez December 28, 2020

Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

Elm Street Reach Around

The act of Freddy Kruger reaching around with his knifed glove to give a horrific hand job.

Look outside... Fuck... Id rather get an Elm Street Reach Around than sit in that traffic jam for 3 hours.

by BLACKLIST187 March 31, 2011

Upside-Down Deep-V Reach-Around

While engaging in a devil's 3-way, the males lock hands, forming an upside-down V. The female reaches around and tazes the males in the genitals if they break the upside-down deep-V.

I can't believe Tyler and Garrett wanted to do an Upside-Down Deep-V Reach-around with me. It was intense!

by smooth888 February 6, 2015

rancharound

Ok, here goes.

Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).

Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.

Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.

Waves hand in "meh" type way.

Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.

Big ass bite ensues.

#rancharound.

Boom.

Am I famous yet?

Call me when I'm famous.

Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

Lough bhoy reach around

Taking a woman from behind while reaching around and sticking your fingers down her throat. This causes her to get sick and clench her pussy tighter!! The name comes from an area in kilkenny!

i was taking a woman from behind and gave her a Lough Bhoy reach around!

by Ketron February 28, 2007

reach-around

A reach-around is when 2 men are having anal sex and the one at the back reaches round and gives the man being bummed a hand job as he is receiving no pleasure from the sodomy

"You wouldn't have the common courtesy to give someone a reach-around."

by Luncheonman December 11, 2004