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rave jesus

An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.
Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.
by jghfcjvkhjkk January 27, 2019
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Rave Boner

The result of being on sweet drugs, listening to heavy bass music and dancing with super-hot, half-naked girls.
I was at this rave one time... grinding with two these smokin' chicks when I totally got a rave boner that just wouldn't quit. Nearly jizzed my pants. The girls didn't seem to mind!
by Samiam80 January 1, 2011
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Rave Rats

a generally irresponsible teen of Mexican ethnicity characterized by excessive drug use, elevated ego "bad ass attitude", and extremely gay hair modeled after actors on the anime Dragon Ball Z
" Look that Mexican has stupid hair and thinks he is cool! "
--" That's what you call a rave rats "
by RealPLURR June 10, 2009
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Rave Fu

A Raver or dancer at a rave who knows martial arts and tries to pull it off as their dance.
Is that a new dance?
Nah thats just rave fu.
by crystalinestyle1 February 28, 2009
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Rave Level 9

It's a level of party that can only be met with the proper amount of drugs, music and lights. It's the highest level that can be reached without dying. Level 10 means you have died, level 1 means shit is just getting started.
That party was awesome last night, it reached Rave Level 9 status as soon as the All Good Funk Alliance got on the decks.
by Rockmaster Rus B July 27, 2011
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Rave Jaw

A twitching of the lower part of the jaw which occurs when taking Ecstasy. A tendency to grind ones teeth is also apparent.
"Tam, gonnae give me a piece o chewing gum please? I feel the Rave Jaw comin on"
by jabberjaw07 October 14, 2007
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Rave-Ready

Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.

You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."

If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.

Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.

The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not.
Holy fuck, this cats on 10 pills, 7 tabs, 1/8 of gooms, and now he's rollin a P-Dogg!! Talk about bein RAVE-READY!!!


Holy shit that guy is drinking his own puke, he's totally Rave-Expired


Wow look at him take a shit in that random planter. He's totally Rave-Ready, almost Rave-Expired!



**ANYBODY WHO IS ON YOUR TEAM IS NOT RAVE-READY!**
by rave-ready August 19, 2008
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