raccoon eyes

When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.

Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?

by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008

squealing racoon

when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise

connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."

BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."

by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009

racoon goggles

after engaging in anal sex with a female, the male partner rests his soiled testes on her eyes

After you have your dick in a girls ass and your balls are messy, you rest your balls on her eyes, and hense leave her with dark circles around her eyes, known as racoon goggles.

by Arneba28 May 14, 2006

raccoon syndrom

A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.

Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!

Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!

by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018

Raccoonist

The skillful art of training raccoons
They don't always bite and love to play games. Keith Livingston is the first and only raccoonist.

Keith and Amanda practiced raccoonery for 5 days, Rikki was trained well he is a good raccoonist.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Racooneggs

Youtuber- pretty dam awesome

“Why don’t we just replace airport runways with plates and airplane wheels with sponges so people can just eat off the floor and then at the end of the day they can just drop a big soap bomb and send in the planes to do some figure 8s”

“We got some racooneggs”

by Bellbell:p September 7, 2019