Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.
Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.
by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012
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Troller's Remorse

Troller's remorse is the feeling you get when you antagonize and troll some poor unsuspecting victim on a forum, game, chat room, or in person verbally and feel like a really big jerk afterward.

This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.
Troll: "You are so stupid and dumb, man I am so much better than you at everything ever."

Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"

Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."
by Zalipher October 5, 2012
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whore remorse

Whore Remorse is when a woman gets in a slutty mood and has casual sex then regrets it either immediately or later.

Usually this occurs during her ovulatory period, when sex hormones are at their peak and her body is at its most fertile.

Sometimes this change in attitude is reflected in how she treats the guy that she had sex with. She will try to make him feel like he owes her something. Even if it was clear at the get go that the sex was just casual, the women might regret this and feel like she has behaved like a whore.

This can cause a chain of frustrating reactions and feelings, where the woman feels like she should have gotten more in return for sex with her, which can make her feel even more whorish.
Bitch dragged me into the back seat and fucked my brains out, then comes down with a case of whore remorse and expects me to put on my shining armor.
by universatile August 19, 2010
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Intercourse Remorse

Much like buyer's remorse. However, there is no refund available with receipt.
Intercourse remorse is self explained; you did it and wish you hadn't
by Bthinks July 16, 2009
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Boner's remorse

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
by dbGenius October 4, 2008
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Dialers Remorse

The feeling of dread that overcomes you when seeing your call history after a night of heavy drinking!
Roy- Ah craaaaap!
Harvey – Whats a matter bro?
Roy – I just looked at my phone and I called Rhonda 6 times last night.
Harvey – That’s dialers remorse you drunk dialing retard!!!
by Roy Frakelton June 28, 2007
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asshole's remorse

When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.
Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."

Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"

Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
by Papacskillz January 17, 2008
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