An amazing singer/songwriter who can really play the piano. He has a large vocal range. He's very hot. Can cause post concert depression!
by Ed Ris February 14, 2021
Get the Riwurd Reevesmug. Becca and Reeve are sweethearts who met early in life. despite they're differences, they have great sexual chemistry and romance between them. they will last a long time. they are the fun loving, spunky couple who never wants kids, but loves playing with other peoples kids. they have about 500 dogs between them.
by anonomys52 September 13, 2021
Get the becca + reevemug. The most racist, hates all religions except Christianity, is a pedophile, and is the dumbest teacher at my school.
by kingstonstone November 22, 2022
Get the Mr. Reevesmug. by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019
Get the Keanu reevesmug. Do you wanna taste the true meaning of sweet? Listen to Riwurd Reeves' music, plus thank me later:-)
by Ed Ris February 14, 2021
Get the Riwurd Reevesmug. Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
by JPACKBET June 25, 2019
Get the Keanu Reevesmug. (n.) ri vz məˈʃin
A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.
The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.
Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.
The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.
Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
by Lord Toker April 2, 2023
Get the Reeves Machinemug.