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Readers block

The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.

Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.

Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.
Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"

Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"

Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."
by jkskk September 3, 2009
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polish rudder

A varient of the Dutch rudder where in a person holds your penis while you hold their arm.
i payed a hooker to give me a polish rudder.
by soldat997 January 17, 2011
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Dutch Rudder

To grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the dick boat into orgasm harbor
SnackCake gives the worst Dutch Rudders ever. It's like a mentally retarded Chinese monkey trying to play the banjo.
by The REAL tonkin June 1, 2006
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proof reader

Someone who corrects the English mistakes in the work of another writer. The shepherd who safely guides thoughts and ideas through the swamps of the English language. A maintenance worker who struggles to keep that cobbled together bridge between the writers mind and the readers mind called English from collapsing. A harmless drudge who works just as hard on a toilet paper ad as on a work that will be considered a jewel of western literature. A pain in the neck when it's your paper they're correcting.
The quality of your paper is A+, the mechanics is D- , you are a miserable proof reader. I really stink at English my spouse has to proofread all my writing.
by knowman March 22, 2008
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American Rudder

When you grab a seated friend's penis and set your elbow on his knee, the friend continues to bounce his foot to preform the act of masturbation.
She gave the young man an American Rudder in exchange for the yard work.
by WesTeg May 16, 2011
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hot rodder

Someone who's really into classic cars. Usually the cars are that of the American market, built for speed, used in showcases, and in most cases are extremely rare, and/or have been discontinued.
"Dude, why does Joe have all of those old cars? I mean they're nice and clean but... old and obsolete!"

"That's what Joe does, man. He's really into that kind of thing. He's a hot rodder."
by JustBoss March 20, 2015
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Ruddering

When you stick your face in someones ass and proceed to 'motorboat' them
Man this chick has this huge ass I could spend all night ruddering her!
by Demi-God.J January 10, 2011
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