ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

Rancho Relaxo

n. A psychological place of mental relaxation.
variant: Rancho: v. To relax

1. I had a hard week of work; I'm going to rancho relaxo tonight.
2. You need to rancho right now!

by mattosbueno December 17, 2008

ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.

Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.

by Jc25 April 23, 2014

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S
Dot X X X
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by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021

Ram Ranch

A place for 18 naked cowboys to hide out... Also Vecchioo

Ram ranch! It rocks!

by WhoIsMatthew July 6, 2019

Spicy ranch taco

When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.

Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Ranchera

A type of traditional Mexican music.

Ranchera is very similar to Mariachi.

by Dancing with Fire December 10, 2012