A concept in physics concerning the counter-intuitive motion and mechanics of subatomic particles. Despite not applying to anything larger than an electron, quantum mechanics is often lamely invoked by pseudoscientists to justify whatever ridiculous phenomenon they are proposing.
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Get the Quantum Ninja mug.When you find yourself in the middle of a situation where you have no idea what is going on, but everyone else around you assumes you do.
The term is a reference to the TV show where the lead character is trapped in time and travels therein by leaping into the body of someone in the past, but having no idea who he is or why he is there. In order to leave the body, the lead character must figure out what "situation/conflict" must be resolved or wrong must be righted by the host body. The people around him assume he is the person whose body he occupies, so anything he does, the people around him think it is the host body doing it.
The term is a reference to the TV show where the lead character is trapped in time and travels therein by leaping into the body of someone in the past, but having no idea who he is or why he is there. In order to leave the body, the lead character must figure out what "situation/conflict" must be resolved or wrong must be righted by the host body. The people around him assume he is the person whose body he occupies, so anything he does, the people around him think it is the host body doing it.
"I just quantum leaped into a phone conversation with Karen. She started talking to me about something that she thought I already knew, but I had no idea what she was talking about."
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Get the quantum physics mug.The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
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Get the Quantum Loop mug.When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
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