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quantum mechanics

A concept in physics concerning the counter-intuitive motion and mechanics of subatomic particles. Despite not applying to anything larger than an electron, quantum mechanics is often lamely invoked by pseudoscientists to justify whatever ridiculous phenomenon they are proposing.
"Psychic abilities are made possible by quantum mechanics"
by Zamzara October 24, 2007
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Quantum Ninja

1) a person with extreme ninja skillz
2) quantumninja.com - cool website
dude that guy that just kicked my ass was a quantum ninja
by sam shaikh August 2, 2004
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Quantum Leap

When you find yourself in the middle of a situation where you have no idea what is going on, but everyone else around you assumes you do.

The term is a reference to the TV show where the lead character is trapped in time and travels therein by leaping into the body of someone in the past, but having no idea who he is or why he is there. In order to leave the body, the lead character must figure out what "situation/conflict" must be resolved or wrong must be righted by the host body. The people around him assume he is the person whose body he occupies, so anything he does, the people around him think it is the host body doing it.
"I just quantum leaped into a phone conversation with Karen. She started talking to me about something that she thought I already knew, but I had no idea what she was talking about."
by SLL1065 April 18, 2006
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quantum physics

a massive headache that wont stop
god quantum physics class gave me a narly head ache
by dudester January 14, 2005
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Quantum Twizzler

These two words are used to describe something very desirable (whether it be a food, an object, etc.) that is just out of reach.
I can't afford that video game console right now. Ugh, it's such a Quantum Twizzler!
by Dayna_Rules July 28, 2010
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Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.
Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015
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Quantum Loop

When you twist your penis in between your legs and stick it in your butthole. Self anal sex.
"Is he giving himself the quantum loop?"
"Why yes he is, you should try it sometime."
by Call_8304765664 December 12, 2019
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