Puerto Rican Diet Plan

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.

I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.

by ryanayr August 31, 2011

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Puritan

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

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Purr Queen Slay

literally the same as slay but it is very extra to make sure you know how much you're slaying

Omg, you got the job. Purr queen slay.

by anon123456slay April 20, 2022

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Puerto Rican Chili Bowl

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.

Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011

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Puerto Rican Tailfeathers

The trail of dark hair between a (usually) Puerto Rican woman's buttocks. A total turn-on if you've ever had the pleasure of bedding a hot 'Rican lady. Really tickles your nose in a 69.

That latina had a thong on at the beach, showing off her Puerto Rican Tailfeathers.

by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003

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