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the preems

A certain kind of marijuana that gets you higher then most others. In many cases it would likely be covered in crystals and smell almost like a skunk.
-"Come smoke a bowl..I got the preems!"

-Burnout #1 "Whoah..that shit stinks dude"
Burnout #2 "I know..it's the preems!"

-Took two hits of the preems and I was right toasted!
by NorthernLights2 July 1, 2008
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preemptive gay strike

The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.
Dale: Nice hat, John.

John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.

Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.

John: Hmph.
by jwgrooves August 17, 2010
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Preemptive Like

Liking or disliking something, especially, but not limited to a YouTube video, before you see it entirely.
Guy 15 seconds into watching '10 minutes of Hitler saying 'Nein!''
Guy: Oh my God, this video is awesome! *preemptive like*

*1 minute later*

Guy: This is so boring...
by Riot man October 14, 2011
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parees

parees, also known as parvinder, is a ukrainian paki that we call russian bc he has no regard for human rights. he loves trans people and thinks carti is shit. sexy lad tho ngl, also part of gdk so would defo rail him. chat about derek chauvin like that and he will splash your nan defo.
Parees: "HAH Shivom!"
Shivom: "wuz da word cuhz"
Maxi: "ukraine is part of russia i stg"
Manan: "Carti is shit btw"
Parees: "ARE YOU DUMB?!"
by PlayboiParees December 16, 2021
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Preesh

A hooligan term used in reference to Phredley Brown, who's the one and only original Preesh
Keep it Preesh-ed out and all the way crompied
by funnyfrog3 June 21, 2011
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Preemptive Ejaculation

1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
by daveroust August 17, 2011
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paree

Rich Talk to refer to Paris, as you all saw on Ashton Kutcher´s Punk´d Show: Kanyee West keep saying i have to go to Paree, Ashton later explained to the unwealthy viwers that he meant Paris, France.
Man 1: Hey Dog, call Usher an tell him we are going to Paree
Man 2: Hey said he ´ll be there
by Luis LPL March 14, 2007
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