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feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.
Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.
by Raevn April 3, 2006
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piss on the porcelain

An expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common - such as talking. Similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.
I want to call my boss an asshole, but I can't. I'll just piss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.
by Big Dick Chuck November 7, 2007
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Purcellville, VA

(1)The only place that has hicks, metrosexuals, thugs, cowboys, and preps.(2)Place where Ya'll can be used by a very well educated, upper-class person in any circumstance.(3) Only place where tractors are used as get-away cars and clowns rob banks.(4) People who graduated in 2004 can say "when I was in high school..." lines to kids 2 grades below them.
"When I was in high school, there was only one major development. It was Kingsbridge, and it was one third the size it is now."
by Alex Miller April 12, 2005
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love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.
dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.
by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008
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Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.
Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.
by jimbobf June 29, 2011
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Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.
Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.
by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010
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Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash
"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle
by blackpowder1776 June 10, 2010
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