puerto rican concentration camp

When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.

This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.

by pp9k December 17, 2017

gay puberty

The time after a late-bloomer has finally come out (after they have already gone through biological puberty) and is hyped up, excited and emotional about being gay, since they finally get to pursue who they now realize they really want to, and so act hormonal, like they are in puberty again.

Sheen: "Sam you are getting on my nerves with all your guy stuff and troubles"
Sam: "Hey, don't hate, I'm just going through gay puberty"

Mary: "I really fancy Jill, but she acts like such a teenager most of the time... What's up with that?"
Jane: "Well.. She's only recently come out, she's still going through gay puberty"

by ruggerlad August 29, 2011

Puerto Rican Diet Plan

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.

I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.

by ryanayr August 31, 2011

Pubertizing

The act of going through puberty.

Has Joe started pubertizing yet?

by CEEGER August 24, 2006

Jake Paulers

The Jake Paulers are Jake Pauls fans, their mentally insane and probably just left insane asylums, I would rather live in a world like outlast 1 or 2, which b the way is a world were murder is every corner than live in a world of mentally retarded people listening to faggots like Jake Paul or "Jakey" this dude does not have any understanding of life, he has a "Disney flow" which doesn't matter because TV is dead and he can be Elsa's boyfriend, his fans are worse shitty raps he does and it makes no god damn sense. If I had a child and he was watching Jake Paul I'd say your losing brain cells don't waste your time, but many people seem to waste the money on a fag like him, his fans also have no understanding of geography because England is a country not a city... If your a fan of him I'm surprised your passing school, managing to do work, or even have any brain cells left.

Jake Paulers, the lonely girls and underage children that watch Jake Paul, they believe in everything he says, but in reality he's just another viner that should've died with vine...

by JerkingoffRex July 21, 2017

Pubert

Nick-name for a man who enjoys shaving his name into his pubes......

yo pubert hows them pubes lookin!!!!

by PUB3RT April 26, 2009

puberty

Puberty is a thing...it's a thing which you can't let go of..It's sh-t for life. It happens between the ages of 10-18.
Go ahead and give this a thumbs down,cause it's all true and I spent 15 minutes making it. (Or if you are nice go gimme a *thumbs up* darling ;D)
Girls (including me DAMNIT!)
If we didn't had our boobs growing,we could have gone topless without a care in the world (lol?)
If we didn't had hair in our hoohaa,mating could have been easier.
If we didn't had facial hair, (Sometimes, only one hair below our chin for ages 40+) we could have looked much younger.
If we didn't had underarm hair,our sweat couldn't have been much stinkier.
If we didn't have such a dramatic mind,we could have been more funnier...and more cheerful.
Boys:
If they didn't have such a long and hard penis (and sperm of course),we couldn't have pregnancies and stuff,and blowjobs could be the only way.
If they didn't have hair everywhere,they could have been more sexier.
If they didn't have facial hair,kissing could have been much easier.
If they didn't have an emotional mind,they could have been more sweeter.
Girls start earlier than boys do...yep. Justin bieber's so lucky (and gay) that he didn't hit puberty.

Puberty sucks.

FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER!!

by Light Dragon March 13, 2011