protein shaking

The act of anally assaulting a girl whilst drinking a protein shake, upon completion of drinking the RTD protein shake the male proceeds to place his penis inside the club rats vagina and the protein shake bottle in her gaping butthole.

"dude i protein shaked this girl so hard last night, she wont need her fiber supplement for a week, I fucking love protein shaking!!"

by antony2 August 18, 2014

Protein Injector

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.

During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."

by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

protein shake

when you take milk from a pregnant girl and mix it with your own semen and make her drink it

"I gave that bitch a protein shake last night!"

by Bodog February 22, 2008

protein jeans

Denim trousers exhibiting residue of ejaculate.

Don't sit under the blacklight, man! Your protein jeans are showing!

by rgthwebb September 25, 2009

protein cannon

A cannon full of protein

Look, that cannon is full of protein!

by Fetch-bitch November 3, 2004

protein powder

n. This is the resulting powder after you have depositing cum into (or onto) your cum dumpster (see also fuck buddy). Once this ejaculate dries and is rubbed or brushed against, it produces a fine powder known as protein powder.

Last night I gave Lisa a Superman, when I woke up this morning the sheet had come unglued and there was protein powder all over my new fucking sheets! I had to make that bitch snort up all of that shit before I received my blumpkin!

by enhanced April 14, 2010

Protein Punch

A sexual maneuver in which the male participant ejaculates onto his clenched fist, then proceeds to punch his female companion in the face. A variation of the timeless classic: the jelly roll.

Susan shrieked in horror as Harold cocked his hand back and yelled "Protein Punch!!!!"

by Sailorjeff and Sands June 7, 2011