Procking

Facilitating a hook-up; promoting the cock; the opposite of cock-blocking.

We did some serious procking last night because neither of them would admit that they wanted to spend the night together.

by Practiced Procker July 23, 2010

pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007

pookie

Nickname given to the man of my dreams. Used to show love and affection for him, as well as appreciation for all that he does. He truly is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

Is you is...or is you ain't my pookie for life?

I love my pookie!

by Poopsie June 18, 2006

princess pookie

Typical spoiled white chick who likes to be doted on and flirts with every guy including the office cake eater. Drives lesbians crazy and is typically drunk on weekends.

She is sooo princess pookie. She gets whatever she wants!

by Caker Eater May 24, 2006

pookie

Devil child. Child of the devil. Usually disguised as an angel.

"I'm going crazy. My girlfriend's kid is so pookie it's giving me the creeps."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

Pookiebear

well liek
pookie best
bear*
is like saying
sweetie
or like
honey
uk
just more cringey
like why i use it
is that better?

You are my pookiebear

by Sandy monkey January 30, 2022

pookie

1). Term of affection for the love of your life.

2). Term to describe anything one does not wish to mention. Similar to the Seinfeldian yada yada.

Hey Pookie, if your not busy, want to go out and pook tonight?

by Pookster February 23, 2005