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Professor Maryam

She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. ๐Ÿ˜‹

She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. ๐Ÿ˜‡ She takes everbody's breath. ๐Ÿ’ž She always knows how to surprise her love. ๐Ÿฅฐ
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:

The glittering moments shine like virgin gold

I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!

The spirit of LOVE flies above us

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by Kasra.soli May 11, 2020
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The Professor

The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.
Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!
by wingedcurse August 3, 2022
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Professor

1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.

2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?

Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.

...

Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?

Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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the professor

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.
The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.
by hitokiri October 4, 2003
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professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan
Professor X raps with X Clan.
by Craig April 8, 2005
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Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics
by leventhowa February 21, 2004
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professoress

when you are talking to a female professor of yours you can use this for comic relief. it is joke on on using the word professor to call both female and male humans ;) by specifying using "ess".

you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"

as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor
professor Linda: can i help you?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?
by dionysuswinedudeheyoh September 29, 2010
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