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Prius

The ugliest piece of shit ever invented... the freaking japs are just angry that all their cars look like shit so they have to bring the ugliness to america. the prius is mostly driven by middle aged people going through a midlife crisis.. well heres an idea and shove your prius up your goddamn middla aged ass and shut the fuck up i think that everyone should buy a hummer and play demolition derby with all the little priuses in the world so that way we can flatten all of the uglies that drive a prius... ya digg?
Person 1: wow i love my new prius
Person 2: Was it white?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2:sorry i flattened it with my hummer because it looked like an oversized rodent and/or a wedge of cheese
by H8 prius August 4, 2009
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the prius game

a game popular in some parts of california.

it's punch buggy, only you don't hit people, and you aren't looking for vw bugs, you are looking for a toyota prius. the point break down is this:

5 pts per prius
60 pts if you see a prius re fuling at a gas station
60 pts if you see a prius at a drive-thru
400 pts if you see a prius with any of the following bumper stickers:
-a pro bush sticker
-a pro-life sticker
-a support our troops sticker
-"jesus loves me"

this game can go on for one car trip, or you can carry a notepad to keep points for a long term game. if it is a long term game, people can get extra points (double) for each prius they see while riding in a prius.

*can be played for money.
She kicks my ass every time we play the prius game.
by graphic freedom June 22, 2006
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Prius of Srit

What Toyota employees call the car...

Generates more toxic waste to manufacture and is about to start dumping it overpriced dead batteries into our environment.

High magnectic field causes extremely poor driving habits like trying to block other drivers from passing. Excessive armpit hair growth.

Considered a lesbian magnet car. Also used by mommy boy males with no balls.
Mr Toyada exclamed! Ah dis caar is Prius of Srit! but amellican resbo rike it!
by entitled1 April 21, 2011
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Prius defense

When you run a stop sign in a Prius and get stopped by the police you say the gas pedal stuck and you could not stop.
I used the Prius defense on the cop after I blew through that stop sign.
by Enestate March 17, 2010
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Painus

When a female has so much anal sex that her anus starts coming out of her ass, it looks like a second deformed vagina.
1. Dude I gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so pissed
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.
by Smiwy May 20, 2010
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Prius

Matt said "Look at that fag driving a Prius over there"
Pete replied "You mean the tampon of the roads"
by Plumber29 October 12, 2018
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shit prints

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.
Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.
by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008
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