Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location
Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
by Drakenology January 20, 2021
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by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the Pretend mug.Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.
Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning
Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning
Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
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