When you feel like you have millions of stalkers, when you think the whole world is talking about you , and you think everyone hates you. Often causes girls to take hours on hair and make up just to end up washing it all off and doing something way more simple just because she thinks people will think negative about her. People who are paranoid often look over theyre shoulders expecting to find someone or something behind them, waiting to attack, when nothing is there.
I was so paranoid last night i thought gnomes came in and stole my toilet paper. so i hid underneathe a blanket on my couch with a candle and a bag of cheetohs, in the fetal posistion.
by ohh dang, lets bang! April 13, 2008
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Three friends are in the car smoking a bowl. One friend says "that car looks like it could be unmarked police car, put that bowl down"
Driver says "nah that's not a cop, stop parannoying me"
Driver says "nah that's not a cop, stop parannoying me"
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Descriptive Noun. Fourth part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Petra the Paranoid is worried that her boyfriend, Peter the Priapic, is going to cheat on her. Oh, she's just crazy and irrational. The only other people who believe her nutty fear are the Nancy Nurse and Debbie Doctor, who have just finished the report which confirms that Petra has an STD.
by seeker6079 October 27, 2005
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by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007
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Contrary to most other PARANOiAs (excluding ETERNAL, which was by an external remixer who won a music competition by KONAMI), this PARANOiA is NOT by Naoki Maeda. Instead, it is by Sota Fujimori, who has done various other Bemani songs such as Star Gate Heaven, Back Into The Light and Look to the Sky.
Contrary to most other PARANOiAs (excluding ETERNAL, which was by an external remixer who won a music competition by KONAMI), this PARANOiA is NOT by Naoki Maeda. Instead, it is by Sota Fujimori, who has done various other Bemani songs such as Star Gate Heaven, Back Into The Light and Look to the Sky.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
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See also: comma paranoia, spelling paranoia.
See also: comma paranoia, spelling paranoia.
I stared at that word for ten seconds before I realized that the apostrophe was actually SUPPOSED to be there. Apostrophe paranoia.
by suffisance July 30, 2010
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by eric September 25, 2003
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