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Hindrocket Postulate

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.
You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.

Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.

You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.
by Earl2 April 10, 2009
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postmodern

The idea that there is no objective meaning, only subjective meaning, the meaning one brings to a thing, irrespective of the intent of the author, or of the Author, or of reality.
Postmodern born-again Christianity is viewed by many as the enemy of Biblical inerrancy.
by David Malcolm Porta December 28, 2005
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Posture

The ability for a person to endeavor in the practice of vertical rigidity in a such a manner as to stiffen or make all other items in the vicinity erect.
"Damn, that girl's got some great posture!"
"That girl's posture so good you know she ain't got scoliosis!"
"Look at that...mmm...she's got perfect posture!"
by Winnie Whitehall March 3, 2010
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possum

a great drinking game where players have to sit in a tree, like a possum, and consume a pack of 24 beers, preferably speights, until they fall out of the tree from drunkeness.
dude: oi mate are we playing possum tonite?
guy: too right mate
by taperjeangirl September 7, 2007
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postmodernism

Imagine that on everyone's hand there is a penis and a vagina. Now imagine what it would be like to shake hands with someone.
Fred: Hi, I'm Fred Derkowitz, nice to meet you.
Bob: Hi Fred I'm Bob. Oh God.
Fred: That feels amazing.
Bob: L’important, c’est que le sexe n’ait pas été seulement affaire de sensation et de plaisir, de loi ou d’interdiction, mais aussi de vrai et de faux. Postmodernism booyakasha.
by Josh12345 May 29, 2007
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Stinky Possum

When you have to take a serious dump and someone sits sidecar to you and you wait for them to leave without making a sound.
Dude, I was taking a serious dump and some guy side carred me, so a pulled a stinky possum until he left.
by unaCrapper May 11, 2011
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awesome possum

Meaning really, really neat, most of the time very unusal/unique ;There is awesome, then there is awesome possum!
Fred: Sup' my man?
Bob: Turns out Rob Zombie is my dad
Fred: Awesome Possum
by fotia autos March 20, 2008
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