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breakfast pasta

Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.
The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.
by SAMICH Original January 2, 2018
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butter pasta

A sexual act when a group of friends rubs a can of buttered pasta over their bodies and proceed to gangbang each other while doing coke.
Pence: "Did you go all the way with Putin last night?"
Trump: "Yeah, we went full butter pasta if you know what I mean."
by JeremyComeAtMeBruh February 20, 2019
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Il Pastaio

An Italian restaurant in Beverly Hills where brats meet Chinese tourists and get pissed off that they are coming to their Persian hangout. Also, a place where basic white girls go and act rich while they meet celebrities.
A sentence a basic white person who only wears Brandy would say at Il Pastaio is: Thanks for dinner daddy 😉
by Subrena92 November 6, 2020
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Postaholic

An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.
Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?
by Two Hep Cats July 10, 2011
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postaboard

Pale and boring; unfun and uncool
Why can't we be crackas? You are so postaboard.
by Cracker Lex January 16, 2009
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The Postage Stamp

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.
"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."
by Justin George Mitchell III March 26, 2008
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