posidon.https

Gay tiktoker

You: you heard of posidon.https?

Them: yes the gay one?

You: yes the fag
Them: I heard there a trannie

by PoseidonCruggy October 6, 2021

Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

poseidonas

poseidonas is my cousin. my cousin doesn't get to participate in this. hi cousin now everyone knows poseidonas is my cousin. Also a great guy.

Dude 1: What's your cousin's name?
Dude 2: Poseidonas

by textmeifyouseethiscousin November 21, 2021

Poseidon

Josh Moskowitz is the God Poseidon

holy shit it’s the guy who can bench press 225! POSEIDON!

by Hooban Mo November 24, 2021

Poseidon Powder

the secret formula to the krabby patty in Sponge Bob which is cocaine.

The secret formula in the Krabby Patty is Poseidon Powder

by dgfdgdgsdgttttttt December 21, 2021

Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

by WujekBartek December 26, 2021

Poseidonsimp

A social reject who’s desperate for a greek god. they are one of the most strangest yet scariest creatures on this planet

“I heard that my friend is a Poseidonsimp, what a weirdo”

by kojirohatepage January 22, 2022