*dad walks in*
dad: "son,
what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at
the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "
What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*