The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels
by tonyamolly January 22, 2009
Get the porcelain pullmug. Friend: Dude where have you been?
Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.
Friend: A what?
Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.
Friend: A what?
Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
by MirrorsGrin May 3, 2012
Get the Porcelain Elevatormug. It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.
Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010
Get the Hitting the porcelain.mug. A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.
Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.
Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.
I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.
by Asher327 January 7, 2015
Get the Porcelain Growlermug. When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.
Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!
by Little g money October 20, 2021
Get the porcelain flambemug. Porcelain cinnamon is what's left on the back of the toilet bowl when a lad in front of you wipes his bum when he finishes pooping. It's a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and butt hair. The position one must get in to wipe adequately often lends itself to quite a bit of the sediment left behind on the seat. One must always be wary of the porcelain cinnamon prior to sitting down on the bowl themselves.
The lad in front of me left quite a bit of porcelain cinnamon behind, so I'm going to need to clean off this toilet seat before I sit down.
by MeatSweats69 December 11, 2019
Get the Porcelain Cinnamonmug. 1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.
2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.
by Davesphizikal February 9, 2012
Get the Porcelain Dalkemug.