browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.
sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol
by dirtywizard March 28, 2011
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porcelain maid

Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream
by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023
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Porcelain Elevator

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.
Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
by MirrorsGrin February 23, 2012
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porcelain butterfly

What is the anorexia nervosa, pro- anorexia and pro-ana's slang The meaning of Butterflies' world Anorexia nervosa- an eating disorder characterized by irrational fear of putting on weight. Usually involves an excessive weight- loss.
Porcelain Butterflies- group of girls who join the Internet forums or lead blogs connected with Anorexia disease. They promote Anorexia or Bulimia as a life- style. - Being thin is more important than being healthy Pro- ana's ways of support Next to the skinny problem, media creates a new canon of beauty.
Ana is tall, tanned and slim with long legs and slender body. She is such a porcelain butterfly!
by porcelainarmor April 14, 2017
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Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.
I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.
by Ninja Medic November 06, 2011
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Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.
Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
by Orange Lizard December 06, 2010
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Porcelain Dalke

1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.

2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.
by Davesphizikal January 22, 2012
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