I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

A pop tart

Another word for a person who has a mental illness or is..just special.

He’s is not retarded, he is a pop tart.

by Evilwevil04 March 5, 2025

Pop Tart

The most attractive woman on a military installation.

Maj Smith is the Pop Tart.

by Rocky, the squi and Bullwinkle January 13, 2011

Pop tart

the new hot slang term used to describe a challenged person that popped out of the toaster that way.

karen: you cant joke about that how would you feel if your kid came out developementally challenged
offending everybody: developmentally challenged, I prefer the term pop tart.
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by offended by everyone February 16, 2024

Pop-tart energy

Pop-tart energy is a term used for someone with constant energy as soon as they wake up!

That guy has pop-tart energy

by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024

Pop tart culture

The pokemon playing, pop tart munching minuture people in public schools

There's ten packages of pop tarts around outside with that pokemon playing game this pop tart culture has been here forever when's COVID end? Can we keep our new friends? Colonization!!!

by Cody5050 January 14, 2022