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poopie nuts 

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.
My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.
poopie nuts by The one who smiles December 29, 2007

poopie dickin

Unhygienic anal sex resulting in the transfer of fecal matter from the dirty anus of the partner getting banged to the penis of the unsuspecting penetrator, most often occurring between gay males.
Ted and Randy went back to Ted's trailer for some box wine and some serious poopie dickin.
poopie dickin by Skip Bumphrey April 5, 2008

poopiemuffin 

A woman with a disgusting pussy. Also used as an insult to friends.
John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?

Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.

John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.

Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.

John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.
poopiemuffin by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013

blow dryer poopie 

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.
I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
blow dryer poopie by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

Pookie n nem 

"Pookie n nem" are the proverbial ominous "hood" characters and or family member that every person with a connection to the ghetto knows. They can be called at will to "whoop" and or "bust a cap in" yo ass...

Can also be used to refer to any random people you know in the ghetto...

"I need you get grab Cousin Pookie to vote. I need you to get Ray-Ray to vote." - Obama
M: Oh, that is such a ghetto thing to do!
R: Oh fo real? Let's see how ghetto it get's when I call cousin pookie an ray ray n nem to bust a cap in yo ass!

D: Where you at?
L:I'm up the street from from "Pookie n nem"

My pookie grace<3 

My favorite person in the world! I love pookie so much and she makes me smile they are my favorite person and im happy to be married to her๐Ÿ‘ฉ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฉ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฉ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘