poomps

Skinny matchstick - someone who eats salad at someone else's birthday. And shares it at that!

As in 'Sadia is a poomps'

by ydm November 3, 2006

Poomp

An endearing way to say "little shit"

My daughter is being a poomp. That poomp took the remote control from me.

by DogWalker20001 March 6, 2019

poophair

when someones ass hair is filled with poop

when I tried to eat him out he had poophair, ewww

by sufferingpoophairer March 23, 2021

poophole loophole

when ur ass is enlarged by a penis.

your parents should have used the poophole loophole.

by ChipAHoe September 20, 2016

poomplexica

The Female equivalent of Wasteman
Meaning a combinationn of these word(s):
Dickhead
Pussy
Gay Boy
Waste of Space

1:Amy is such a fucking slag fammm.
2: innit fam shes a fukinn poomplexica

by BobDee January 11, 2009

Pooph

A very big shit.

I walked into the girls bathroom by accident and saw the biggest pooph.

by NewMonster January 28, 2019

chasing poomps

Going out on the lash looking for girls. Also abbreviated to P.C.ing as in poomps chasing.

A: "Did you go out chasing poomps last night you sly dog"
B: "yeah, i did"
A: "any good poomps around?"
B: "nah, just battlers"

by Shaw Cunningham December 19, 2005