Honest Politicians

A species of mythical creatures.

Right, and you believe that Honest Politicians exist. How am I supposed to take you seriously?

by fuzzy_bit June 23, 2022

The Honest Politician

The Honest Politician is one who, when bought STAYS bought.

When asked whether by the CEO if the megacorp could count on Rep. Jones, the lobbyist said, "Yes, we put in $20 million to his warchest in the last 10 years and he's 'The Honest Politician.' He'll stay bought."

by Lord Dragon, Grammar Nazi October 21, 2015

Schrodinger's politician

Someone who changes their political beliefs based on who they are trolling.

He is such a Schrodinger's politician.

by panda3xpress November 6, 2021

politicians

teh should be chicago sevened

( ((><)) ) fuck you assholes

by die June 28, 2004

politician

The most overpowered class in real life

Politicians can control milions of people at once and do whathever they wish with them.

by Qinetix June 18, 2011

politician

something that everyone should aim for and fire till it falls.

politicians suck decomposing elephonky dick

by judahwar July 12, 2011

politician

Someone who is miraculously always "misquoted" and whose words are "taken out of context".

After the politician was caught on camera saying that he hated the country, the politician said that his words were taken out of context. The context was that he didn't know he was being recorded.

by FalseAgent August 19, 2016