I said "have a nice day" instead of "have a great day" again and they gave me a written warning for not following the scripting. Fucking pizza cutter policy nonsense.
by Justin_Prime775 November 15, 2021
Get the Pizza Cutter Policymug. Referring to a bullet as an insurance policy; Implying that you'll kill someone as a means of guaranteeing the end result.
The use of a gun, or bullet to insure ones own interest by taking the life of the transgressor.
The use of a gun, or bullet to insure ones own interest by taking the life of the transgressor.
DAN: You're fired!
Mark: I've got a 9mm insurance policy.
DAN: I'm calling the police
Mark: *POP*, *POP*
e.g. Using a bullet to insure results.
Mark: I've got a 9mm insurance policy.
DAN: I'm calling the police
Mark: *POP*, *POP*
e.g. Using a bullet to insure results.
by ruralchaingang September 22, 2021
Get the 9mm Insurance Policymug. by Call me Babes 1-800-FuckMyButt April 6, 2017
Get the hands off policymug. by Heyseed June 2, 2008
Get the principled policy wonkmug. 1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy
2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
by Grendare April 3, 2010
Get the Wal*Mart Policymug. a policy that requires all doors to remain open at all times, generally due to an ex-convict's aversion to doors being closed because they make him feel like he's back in the joint
House guest: Man, what the hell you opening the bathroom door for when I'm in there takin' a shit?!
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.
House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.
House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.
by jeanshorts August 16, 2010
Get the Open Door Policymug. To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.
"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"
by John September 15, 2004
Get the Scorched Earth Policymug.