pokemon

a video game and card game that encourages slavery

Person 1: I captured and enslaved pikachu

Person 2: Have you taught it values such as obediance and loyalty yet. It makes pokemon evolve

Person 1: No ... How do i do that

Person 2: Try using a whip

by KABAWAT May 1, 2006

Pokemon

THE STUPIDEST SHOW ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! almost everyone in it is gay. Ash *wants* gary(hes always blushing and gritting his teeth and bending down a bit to cover that erection), brock wants an orgy, and misty wants to mastubate with any water pokeballs she can find.

ASH: oooooo Gary ur soo fine.... *petting garys hair*
BROCK: I WANT ASH HERE! I WANT A PIECE OF ASH (<--pun)!!!! I WANT HEAD FROM OFFICER JENNY AND I WANNA SCREW NURSE JOY! YIPPEE! I CANT SWEAR!
MISTY: OOOOOOOoooooo heeheeheehee thats gooooooooooood......

by pokemon is the gayest show on the planet June 19, 2003

pokemon

A very child oriented RPG made in Japan (place where all the crazy shit came from) in the good old year of 1995. Strange but true, its mayoritie of players are college smoke joints post teenagers, not children.
It can drive an asshole fullretard

This game is made for children, but my asshole father is playing it.
Yeah. Just like he got vicious with Pokemon, what a tool

by wanker of the ass of the world March 3, 2014

Pokemon

Pokemon is love Pokemon is life, Pokemon is only for real niggas who don't mess around

I beat Pokemon therefor imma Pokemon master

by SupLickMe July 29, 2014

Pokemon

A critically acclaimed game series that has gained a kiddie reputation thanks to the cards and the Anime.
Do not let the cards and the anime give you the wrong idea about the series.
Please play the games, they are why the franchise is still alive.

Like, seriously, they keep improving. I mean it.
And, no, Pokemon GO does not count.
That game is garbage.

Pokemon is a great game series, I guess.

by Niglet Diglett May 14, 2018

Pokemon

Pokemon really means Jamaican protologist. The game came after the original meaning of the word, when Pikachu...nah... too long of a story. Take my word for it.

What is wrong man? why are you so down?
I just came from the pokemon, man.

by Juan Primo November 29, 2007

Pokemon

A game created by satan to lure little kids to do his bidding.

Bobby, Pokemon is the Devil.

by Tatanka September 11, 2003