tip planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a regular social environment. "Tip Planters," possess the unique ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special, and "In the know." A tip planter is the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors. Tip planters have no preference for race, creed, sex, weight, or gender. Their only purpose is to gain information using any means necessary.

That Mikey is a real tip planter. He's even giving it hard to the fat broads.

by ZT14 May 1, 2018

Catastrophic Planetary Devastation

Ur mom

people seeing ur mom = CATASTROPHIC PLANETARY DEVASTATION

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

Corn Planter

The act of pooping directly into another person's butt hole.

I paid a hooker in Vegas $50 to give me a handy and a Corn Planter.

by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025

Yuk Yuk Planetarium

The Yuk Yuk Planetarium is a sexual act, usually involving two men, in which the couple are fucking doggystyle, and the pitcher places a box on the catcher’s head, and the pitcher smacks the catcher with a foreign object causing the catcher to see ‘stars’ while laughing like goofy.

‘What’s Colin’s problem?’
‘ I heard someone Yuking it up in the woods, and since Colin is obviously concussed, he’s likely been to the Yuk Yuk Planetarium with Chris again!’

by Professor Switzleheimer December 28, 2023

Alex O'Planter

HE IS A PLANT! I can't believe I didn't see it before! That's why he always uses the kid gloves with the Christian and the Jews! YOU EVEN HAVE HIS MANNERISMS!

Hym "ALEX O'PLANTER! YOU'RE A PETERSON PLANT! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You kmow why he picked you right? Because you're too weak to fuck his daughter! HA! YOU EVEN DO THE WIZARD HANDS! HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH! HE COPIES EVERYTHING I DO! HE'S DOING AN ARTIFICIAL VERSION OF MY THING! AHAHAHAHA! Wow man! That is wild!"

Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Kardashev Type 1.0 Planetary Civilizations

A civilization that has achieved complete mastery over all the energy resources of its home planet. This means harnessing all incoming solar radiation, geothermal heat, tidal forces, and atmospheric processes, effectively controlling the global climate and weather. Energy is abundant, post-scarcity begins, and the civilization becomes a unified, planetary entity, likely with a single government or no government at all.

Kardashev Type 1.0 Planetary Civilizations Example: A Type 1.0 civilization on Earth would have vast orbital solar arrays, geothermal taps into the mantle, weather control to prevent disasters, and cities powered by ambient energy harvesting. Think Star Trek's Earth: no poverty, climate is managed, and all energy needs are met cleanly.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026