puma

A young woman typically in the age range of 20 to 32. They lurk in the shadows of bars and clubs wearing the newest fashions and listening to the trendiest music. They mostly hunt in packs for a man typically younger than them that they can string around for the night and make there boy toy. They sometimes travel with a Cougar or two, these are there mothers. Be warned being mauled by a Puma is better than a Cougar or Sabretooth

Wow check out that pack of puma's over there, they look hungry for the chase.

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

Pitman

Pitman is an ex-miner turned MC. Aparently originating from Coalville, Pitman breaks down the boundaries of conventional hip-hop, with his rhymes about tea, biscuits, and waiting in queues. On the surface an angry man, Pitman himself says he is 'misunderstood', and is actually a very happy person. Pitman has spoken out about many issues he feels strongly about, most notable claiming Usher has a 'peanut head', J-Lo a 'Massive plate face' and saying Craig David has 'A big fuck off chin'. Although playing Glastonbury this year (2005), Pitman has on previous recordings claimed that Glastonbury festival-goers are ' a bunch of virgins in a big field with no mates and no toilet roll'.

Who's that MC on stage with the orange overalls and a hard hat?
Pitman Fool

by Adi Bull July 15, 2008

Puma

A hott girl between the age of 25-35, 35-45 is a cougar, 45 and above is a sabor tooth

damn! She was a puma.

by choma May 23, 2007

Puma Stick

n. Any stick or spear-like object that is not normally used as a weapon, but could be.

Patrick used the rolled up piece of paper to take a chunk out of the ceiling, converting the rolled up piece of paper into a Puma Stick.

by Tyler the Puma December 9, 2007

puma

Acronym for the experience of one's underwear disappearing into the crack of the buttocks; Pants Up My Arse.

"These y-fronts are a bit tight. Every time I stand up I get a puma."

by steve_rogers_is_dead August 10, 2007

PUMA

"Party Unity, My Ass", or more nicely, "People United Means Action". PUMAs are the disenfranchised Democrats who refused to follow the direction of the Democratic National Committee in their selection of Barack Obama as the illegitimate nominee for president. Obama supporters point out that he got more delegates. So do the dictators, aka Howard Dean}, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. A few facts should be considered, though. 1--Obama outspent Sen. Hillary Clinton by a ratio of 4:1 from March-June 2008. 2--Clinton garnered more than 600,000 more votes than Obama during that period. 3--Clinton won more votes in both Texas and Nevada, yet Obama was given more delegates. 4--During the March-June period, the so-called Democratic leadership continued to call for Clinton to drop out of the race, for the sake of "party unity." Clinton still got more votes. 5--Clinton earned more votes than any other candidate seeking nomination for the presidency in American history. 6--Despite the overwhelming support for Clinton, party "leaders" selected Obama.

Thus, PUMA. PUMA Democrats have changed party registation, have organized into "Democrats for McCain" and "Hillary write-in" efforts. PUMAs understand that, if the Democratic Party is not true to its core constituency, then it really doesn't matter if the Republicans stay in the White House. PUMA Democrats believe in principle, unlike the suck-ups to Obama, a man who has already reneged on some of his primary campaign pledges. For more info, go to www.pumaparty.com .

Screw Sen. Broke Bammalammadingdong! I'm a PUMA with principle and will either write-in Clinton or vote for McCain. Nobama! Prevent an "obamanation" from happening in America. Go PUMA!!!

by PUMA Dave June 20, 2008

pumas

any hair beyond the pubic region line.. its normally skinny, wirey and dark.. normally matches the colour of one's eyebrow

i just shaved my pumas today
omdaaayz, my pumas fell in the bin
LOOK AT THAT PUMA ON MY PILLOW
that womans got a puma coloured umbrella
hey doggie, dat gewl i fingered last night hadnt shaved her pumas

by digby famous-gal October 23, 2010