penile detention

1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED

1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention

by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Penile Participation

(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.

We don’t want any penile participation on lady cousin day.

by _Hugh_Jeffincock_ July 3, 2019

Penile Pressure Plate

A very painful game consisting of two or more male players. Each player puts their penis in between two closing pressure plates and play a game of chicken, last to remove their penis from the contraption of doom wins. Not recommended for any sane male that values their genitals.

That guy's dick was crushed, but at least he won Penile Pressure Plate

by CrazeWay July 18, 2019

Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.

Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."

by AnalLoose March 30, 2019

Penile Denile

A form of denile when one denies that his penis is small. Victims of penile denile regularly talk about how "large" their penis is, probably to convince themselves of it more than others even.

"Yea im pretty much half horse, if u know what I mean"- common phrase from victims of penile denile

by Fodges January 31, 2008

pavilionaire

One who is at the command of a wealth that is not financial yet chooses to hang out and camp in public places (like the sheltered pavilion in the town park). Usually sustained by unemployment money, these leisurely weekday independents typically have origins in some nice neighborhood. Fiercely aggressive about the correct pronunciation of popular authors, these hipster types often have self styled "religions" or "philosophies" that you probably won't 'get'. Immature with a marked narrow outlook, pavilionaires are somewhat akin to parkrats. All priorities and status are typically trumped by the pursuit of weed or beer.
(CAN BE FOUND IN LARGE NUMBERS AT THE VILLAGE PARK IN TALKEETNA, ALASKA)

A. Those kids are ALWAYS In the park! I wish they'd quit bumming beer and smokes from me.

B. Don't sweat it, they're just a bunch of worthless pavilionaires. We can keep the beer in the truck.

by thebozworth February 5, 2010