Perdie

Perdies usually have blonde hair, are quite tall, pretty, funny and like sports such as tennis or chair spinning. Some have unusual middle names such as Florence or Flavle.

"Whoa Perdie you have such an unusual middle name!"

"Did you see that? That girl just won a chair spinning contest. She is such a Perdie."

by Gem7594 June 10, 2009

Mr. Perez

Someone who is very fun.

"Wow, that guy is a real Mr. Perez"

by VoldemortInDisguise February 24, 2017

Perzaz

If you can't think of a word for Perverted and Spaz here is one. It's a cross between the two words, and is very useful.
Pervy + Spaz= Perzaz
A person can be perzaz or do something perzaz. It's just for lazy people, like me, who can't be bothered to say or type both words. It's like an abbreviation...you know.

"Bert McCracken is so perzaz"
"I know, just look at that perzaz smile"

by The Perzaz One December 21, 2006

Perz

It is a guy that like to have sex with animals.

Did you hear about that farmer and the cow? He pulled a Perz.

by John Perz March 27, 2009

Perez-Hiltoned

The point where a celebrity has become famous enough to have their own category in Perez Hilton's online archive.

Girl 1- "Zachary Quinto is going to get so famous because of Star Trek."
Girl 2- "Yeah, he has already been Perez-Hiltoned!"

Girl 1- "Carrie Prejean is getting so much press these days. She's a real dumbass."
Girl 2- "Yeah but she's such a dumbass that Perez refuses to Perez-Hilton her!"

by greasy_broad May 22, 2009

Dead Guy Perez

Dead Guy Perez alternativly known as the DGP. Is a "Ghoul" if you will that Homestarrunner becomes while tlaking on the phone to Marzipan's answering machine. He quickly stops the charade upon runing into a lamp, or vase or somethign to that nature. I think he is the collest not shown character of them all

This isnt homestar, its Dead Guy Perez.. Also known as the DGP!!!!!

by Slick_IV October 27, 2004

Perez

A man with a love for cheese and would do anything to have cheese.

Mr.Perez loves cheese.

by Cheese Factory March 14, 2019