Cunt Pasty

A vagina that is particularly dry and flakey

"No, she wasn't great, I went down to sample some vertical sandwich and I ended up face-to-face with a cunt pasty"

by Hawke Eye November 10, 2009

pasty cakes

Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.

Hey Pasty Cakes!

You're a Pasty Cake.

by Razor7 August 11, 2004

smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

Nasty pasty

Means ur an absolute dick

Hey he's a eidiot

Yes he's a nasty pasty

by swyr07 June 30, 2019

Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017

Burst Pastie

The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina

Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie

by paulobeef October 29, 2008