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Pascal Fontaine

A dirty ugly Haitian that eats cat tail dip in piss
Pascal Fontaine was so ugly that he when he looked at mark it reflected off marks face and then it turned him into a cunt
by Yung Dragon March 9, 2013
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Pascale

She is fat but thinks she is thick. You will never see her with her waist trainer. She got pregnant by an ugly boy at age 13. She thinks she is a good dancer but sis she is BAD.
PASCALE THAT FATASS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY?I
by Drag her by the wig. March 21, 2019
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Pashala

A girl with a very big butt, who likes to shove into other peoples body parts, and also likes to shove it in the air. Farting is her passion.

She's just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere.
Matt: Damn boy! check out that pashala! her butt is coming out of her jeans!
Jacky: Do the booty doo!!!
by Jor-damnn June 2, 2009
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Pedro Pascal Stan

a grown ass white woman who thinks that fetishizing people of color makes her quirky when in reality she's just as gross as a dude who says he only fucks Asian girls. Claims to be too "grown" for drama, but will cry like she's shooting for an oscar award if you call her a racist.
"hey, how'd it go with that one girl on sunday?"

"Terrible! she's a TOTAL pedro pascal stan. She spent the day talking about black cock and when I told her the way she talks makes me uncomfortable she got angry at me for calling her out and started crying. The weirdest brunch I've ever had."
by pleaseseeatherapist August 1, 2021
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Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!
Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
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Pascal

noun A white, racist, stubborn old man who has no ass and no front teeth

Pascals—2 or more pascal—dangerous, avoid if possible by using evasive maneuvers.

Pascal(s) is/are usually found roaming the western regions of France.
Hey look at that Pascal! He smells like a old mattress

Oh no there are multiple pascals in thag
by ajajajddwad January 18, 2019
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paschall

Slicks hair back, tall, dark, and handsome.
He was so charming, I knew he was a paschall.
by meow987 April 7, 2017
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