Inspiration anxiety paralysis

Inspiration anxiety paralysis (IAP): the phenomenon wherein one has so many ideas as to how to do and/or fix something to make one’s life and/or the lives of other better, safer, happier, and/or wealthier that one becomes unable to process, or enaction, the ideas.

God! Last night, at 3am, I was struck with a sudden case of Inspiration anxiety paralysis. I felt like I could do anything…except start doing it.

by BJ Bendy Dick January 28, 2024

Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.

"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."

by Pound Paralysis June 6, 2018

Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

pedagogical paralysis

A disorder that prevents teachers from performing their job competently.

See teach impediment.

My teacher suffers from pedagogical paralysis. That is why I aren't can speak goodly.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022

weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

Paralysis

The collective noun for a group of gatekeepers in any large organization, especially government. Typically range from policy-quoting front-line workers up to middle managers with no hope of promotion.

"My proposal was well received by anyone I spoke to about it, but now it's been stymied by a paralysis of bureaucrats."

by Dudge September 23, 2022