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Pakistani Daughter Independence Day

On July 5th, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.

They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.

It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.
Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas! I love Pakistani Daughter Independence Day!
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Pakistank

A derogatory term to describe the "stankness", or odor of paki people.
John - "Dude did you smell that brown dude's breath?"

Phil - "Yeah hes got pakistank bad."
by ringcn March 24, 2009
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Pakistani Poo

When one intentionally leaves a lumberjack sized poo log for either their friends or the next person in line to enjoy.
I was in such a rush at the game to get back to my seat that I had no choice but to leave a pakistani poo for the next guy.
by parkviewjustin March 26, 2009
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch
John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"
by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016
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Pakistani Sandstorm

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.
Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!
by aka "The Genuis" December 1, 2011
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pakistani micropenis syndrome

pakistani micropenis syndrome

A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker

pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
pakistani micropenis syndrome

A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker

pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
by biedess December 20, 2020
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Pakistani kiss

A Mark left on the sheet when you sit down after you've been working hard, and the sweat has washed the s*** stains down your bottom.
darling, I told you use a wet wipe when you take your pants off at the end of a hard day, you've left a Pakistani kiss on my nice clean sheet!
by Musical Man January 7, 2021
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