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Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
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Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
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Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016
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Painters touch

When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.
“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch
by JunkHunk February 14, 2018
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painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.
Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.
by B SIDE December 17, 2018
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Penimeters

Units of measurement used to measure a micro penis. Individual units are extremely small thus giving the impression that one's member is larger than is actually is. One inch is equal to 10 penimeters.
Jon likes to say his dick is 40 penimeters long instead of 4 inches.
by fingerbangyourgrandma January 26, 2019
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PainMaker

by SDAEK May 17, 2019
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