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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
mugGet the Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitchmug.

Your on the packet

Person 1: ayo I tapped kelsie last night
Person 2: nah bro your on the packet
by Ducks aren't real November 26, 2021
mugGet the Your on the packetmug.

Chip Packeting

Chip Packeting, is in effect the act of cumming in a woman then flipping said woman over to drink the baby batter out of her vag.
by HalfKut August 6, 2021
mugGet the Chip Packetingmug.

ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019
mugGet the ring packetmug.

The Freakin' Packet Yo

The Freakin' Packet Yo - First started by a student telling his teacher that she needed to stop giving them packets and that students learned face to face. It has gone on to mean you do not know something, usually followed by, "I learn face to face" to signify that you do not understand something others have just read or seen, you need to be told.
Friend: Hey, have you seen that we just made first contact with aliens!
You: No, I don't learn from The Freakin' Packet Yo, I learn face to face!
by HuzzB4Bruzz February 18, 2025
mugGet the The Freakin' Packet Yomug.

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