Purgatory

A bar you go to on a Sunday morning after a three day bender.

I'm in purgatory right now, i had a long weekend of drinking.

by sykobunny December 20, 2024

PURGATORY

It's a place where you are are good enough not to go to hell but bad enough to not be accepted into heaven. Purgatory is like a resort for sinners that have good intentions. It has luxury rooms with an ocean view. Outside the room is a mall, a casino, dance clubs, cigar bars, and strip clubs that allow you to have sex with the stippers. You can take your favorite Hoe back to your room if you like. In fact, it is encouraged.

Michael went to Purgatory and he can fuck all the strippers and smoke as many cigars that he wants. Wow! Michael is awesome! He is the sexiest man in Purgatory!

by ThePunisher401 September 16, 2025

burn in purgatory

10x worse than "burn in hell"

john: i hate black people and they could suck my
me: BURN IN PURGATORY!

by im never using this account July 30, 2024

The Solar Purgatory

The Solar Purgatory (abbreviated 'Sumber') is a fanmade combination of the 2 mini-maps Solar Express (Solex) and Pinball Purgatory (Pumber) from the (game)Celeste Strawberry Jam mod. It combines mechanics from the Solar Express (dream blocks, Theo) and Pinball Purgatory (bumpers, moonboosts). It's an extremely hard map with gameplay orders of magnitude harder than anything in the base game (including goldens, and fwg)

"Sumber's an awesome map and I have like double the respect for anyone who goes out of their way to beat it"
"I should lock myself in a room with 500 pizzas and only come out when I can beat the solar purgatory"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

Brand Purgatory

The inability to create any meaningful effort at creating a brand - despite brand creation being a company's only hope at success - leaving the brand floating in the ether. Not making progress, not making mistakes. Just existing in a space that humans cannot see.

Bob hasn't done a thing for that company, idk how he hopes to make it. He's just floating around in brand purgatory, hoping for a miracle.

by Startup Street May 18, 2025

Cart Purgatory

Window shopping online and build a shopping cart list of things you want to buy but know you won’t due to financial or nonessential reasons.

Hey why is your amazon cart full of computer and home goods? Are you going to buy them or are they going to sit in cart purgatory?

by StruggleFeast May 10, 2024