pum 

that terrible piss and cum combo that comes out sometimes, worst feeling in the world.

Ugh, not pum! I had to piss, but I just finished whacking the old schlong, damnit!!

pum by R eezy February 11, 2015

Pum 

A mixture of both poo and cum.

Mary was covered in my pum after my birthday blumpkin.

Pum by Talonski December 15, 2015

Urban pum 

The act of picking up a city girl if you're from the countryside

Country guy : hey pum ting wanna come to my gaff

City girl : yh babe we'll do it all night

Country guy: (on phone to his friend ) "yo fan just got that fresh urban pum enit

Urban pum by Saucy 823 August 17, 2016

Pum 

A mixture of piss and cum, usually after the act of masturbation

This applies to males only really.

Johnny pissed out pum because he urinated shortly after ejaculation.

Pum by Coonpuff October 21, 2016

Dum-Pum

The act of thrusting a DUMDUM lollypop into a pussy. (I think it works with cats too.)

OMG! Last night my BF gave me a Dum-Pum! It was so great!

Dum-Pum by DarkestTrack27 November 7, 2016

Pre-Pum (p) 

When you tilt the gas nozzle toward the car to put gas in, and a little gas has jumped the gun.

Bro, I went to put gas in the car, and there was pre-pum (p)

Pre-Pum (p) by Sharnold3 December 12, 2016

Scrat pum 

When somebody is just being a dick head

Dylan is being an absolute scrat pum

Scrat pum by Tinytodger84 November 12, 2018