Poofter Pounder

A homo-sexual. One who inserts his penis into another mans rectum.

"It's the third time Jerry's gone to the bath-house this week.
I've never seen such a poofter pounder!"

by flabio17 October 21, 2009

Thunder Pounder

Someone who leaves your innards feeling abused. A guy who is often portrayed as a douchebag but rarely is one. A hot guy who is great in bed.

Guy 1: I was talking to Annie yesterday, she said she hadn't been able to walk, and was feel like crap

Guy 2: lol, apparently im a Thunder Pounder and i didn't even know it haha

by Derkalurk March 02, 2011

Wheat Pounder

While having sex, position both legs over your left shoulder. If positioned properly your lady of the night should immediately feel the deeper than normal penetration, and at the same time stimulating her clitoris. Once this has been accomplished, (You will know from the the look on her face and the aggressive thrusts from her towards you, or even verbally begging for more) It is at this point that you grant her wish by pounding as hard as you can, as if you were using your hips & cock to drill for oil. Completion/Satisfactionis achieved when squirting/gushing transpires.

Like an XXX version of wrestling, I felt it was time to apply the Wheat Pounder, the only "tap out" result was the feel of her gushing pussy juice, like water from the tap.

by Clit Whisperer May 26, 2012

dick pounder

A woman the likes to sit on a dick and pound on it

Last night I had an amazing time with that dick pounder

by Daddy spank me harder November 07, 2017

Colon Pounder

One who has assigned themselves the duty of pounding the anuses of other people for the duration of their lives. The act will lead to the penis pounding into the recipient's colon, hence the name.

Man: Well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp asses. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.

by ColonPounder December 29, 2009

Pumpkin Pounder

a small male whom is sexually attracted to females of an orange nature

Hey look at Jack Pearce and his missus with a fake tan, he's such a fucking pumpkin pounder.

by EatMyAss115 May 15, 2019

Quarter Pounder

A black mans penis

White guy: Hey, Alfanso, I got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: Nah, you aint got no quarter pounder.
White guy: Nah, i got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: I got your quarter pounder right here, man *pulls out penis*
White guy: Good lord!

by Gerald Armstrong 1 August 19, 2009