I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

Pop Tart

The most attractive woman on a military installation.

Maj Smith is the Pop Tart.

by Rocky, the squi and Bullwinkle January 13, 2011

popped my tart

The act of a female having her first actual orgasm, and then realizing it.

Holy shit, I think you just popped my tart.

by LosT January 16, 2014

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

Pop tart thot

Basically a gold digging vsco girl, who ask some boys that likes her for food and ignored them right after.

Pop tart thot: “Hey, can I have that pop tart?”
Boy: “ yeah sure.”
Teacher: “ She’s using you!!!!”

by Class of 2024 Chattahoochee August 25, 2019

Pop tart

A female escort.

The man was able to get a pop tart online for a last minute event.

by Twerking on dah dick September 10, 2020