Shit-piston

When your going anal with a bitch and she shits while your dicks in her ass forcing it back out like a piston.

I was with my hoe last night and while we were doing it she pulled a shit-piston.

by Donkeykong2128 May 31, 2015

ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.

You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.

by Steevve August 27, 2016

butter piston

Yet another slang term for penis. It is meant to be humorous and not as offensive as some other slang terms.

Fred : "Dude, I thought Darcy was leaving you."
John : "What can I say? She can't get enough of my butter piston."

by Huge Assman November 2, 2017

The rusty piston

The result of having rough anal sex, and your shaft is covered in feces and blood, giving it that rusty color.

I ran into my ex last night, and the rusty piston was on my bucket list.

by Jmc1971 CM75 September 3, 2018

king of pistonbowl

refers to a person who holds kingship of the ut map known as pistonbowl

"Dasniper totally kicked my ass on pistonbowl. I guess that's why they call him the king of pistonbowl lawl."

by DaSniper February 5, 2007

Sex Pistols

One of the most overrated bands in history.

The band was extremely shitty. But they had a great producer so they sounded good on their album. They sucked extremely hard live though. Funny how a great producer can make a shitty band sound good.

Wrote offensive lyrics about pretty much anything. They got popular because of that. They also put the "anarchy" lable on punk music. You know, that sign Avril Lavigne uses too all the time, hahaha.

All in all, a band that got famous because they pretty much hated everything and everyone. Their bass player sliced up his girlfriend and commited suicide after that. Or did he die from an heroin OD? Either way it wasn't pretty.

Respect to the producer of the Sex Pistols. He made them acually sound good on their album!

by Dick October 1, 2005

Yellow Pistols

an illegal substance that takes you to your comfort zone. It will satisfy your high. Lasts very long; you might not be able to sleep. Don't eat before or after; you might throw up.

WARNING! *Highly addictive.

Breezy B. was on some yellow pistols last night, and he's so far gone.

by Kahunaah. September 27, 2009