teen wolf pissed

Perhaps the most pissed off that an individual can become. Symptoms include: Hair growing all over your body, ears becoming pointy, pupils turn red, fingernail growth becomes rapid, teeth become sharp and fanglike, and or tail begins to form. These symptoms can and probably will result in getting whatever you want, becoming good at everything on the planet, scoring chicks, and of course KICKING ASS!!!

Murray was so teen wolf pissed that he ripped off Tito's head, and shat down his throat. Then he scored with 3 broads at the same time and beat Lebron James in a game of Horse.

by Dr. Remis August 11, 2006

pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.

"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."

by Diego September 4, 2003

pissed

When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.

Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

pissed like tika

The act of getting so furious, you'll kick babies, throw records, and scream obscenities at whoever comes near you. Possibly followed up by the "Tika Charge". Generally fueled by either copious amounts of Jagermeister and/or Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Wholly shit guy. She's totally pissed like Tika. You better get the fuck outta here before she goes postal on you.

by Random Raver May 1, 2008

pissed off pansexual

A very angry pansexual.

"Damn that is a pissed off pansexual right there."

by Strange snail May 18, 2021

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

Mc pissed

General frustration at any part of macdonalds service, food, or even the way food falls onto your carpet or crotch while arranging it after going through drivethrough.

*after ordering 6 mcnuggets and getting 4*

I'M Mc PISSED!!!

*a mcflurry falls into your crotch after taking it from the person, with nowhere solid to place it while you slowly roll down the alley towards traffic*

THIS IS MCPISSING ME OFF!

by Ryan_T January 5, 2009