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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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Adam Villegas is a the smartest philosopher ever born, for true knowledge ask Adam
I really love that new philosopher adam he is so amazing

omg he's so smart, his name must be adam
by j coolio west February 22, 2017
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Dude did you here what Luke did?

Yeah man that's Luke he is a Philosoph
by Luke9/11 April 1, 2017
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Philosopher's Nightmare

Any time you're witnessing a conversation spiral downwards and are able to identify the rhetorical techniques participants are fueling the descent with little hope of being able to recover from. Techniques include cherry-picking, generalizing, the moral high ground, appealing to fear or popularity, aggressive (including passive) behavior, explicit bias and persistent rambling with an intent to win over the other side. You're confident any contribution or attempt to help move the conversation forward will be ignored or met with immediate resistance and rejection.
That post on Facebook about gun control became a Philosopher's Nightmare with most of the participants attacking and distracting each other.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 27, 2022
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