peacockery

1. Showing off excessively to make oneself look sophisticated, refined or desirable in some way.

That peacockery won't impress me, I'm looking for someone with real skills.

by Michael Greenhut August 25, 2003

Peacock Block

To run in a room with a bag of Doritos yelling something loud. This causes the guy to leave and the girls to stay with the "peacock blocker."

Madison: "What happened with you, Megan, and Victoria last night?"

Tate: "Nothing at all, Brad ran in and peacock blocked me, so I ended up sleeping on the couch."

by Jerimay Hoohoo July 2, 2010

Peacocking it

1. Strutting yourself in a peacock manner 2. being very cocky and acting as though you know it all 3. Essentially acting like a fool 4. Extensive amounts of arrogance

Worker 1: I know everything there is to this project.

Worker 2: Well if we simplified it using this method....
Worker 1: We are doing it my way.

{Mess ensues and the the workers have to clean it}

Worker 2: If you hadn't been PEACOCKING IT we wouldn't have had this mess.

by Critchfield April 12, 2014

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010

paedonecrozoophilia

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals

That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

peacockable

a person that would gather attention from a member of the same or different sex.

a person someone would want to "show" their feathers too.

Damn, she's peacockable.

by URVagina May 14, 2011

paedopete

a paedophile named peter who owned a bedding company.
managing director of alf stewarts rape dungeon inc.

paedopete, loves little boys. feeds them ice cream, loves playing games.

by little ice cream eater boy September 25, 2013