painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.
Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.
by B SIDE December 17, 2018
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Alex painter

It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
I want to be Alex painter’s Boo soooooooooooo bbbbbbaaaaaaddddddd.
by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023
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Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter February 05, 2016
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When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.
I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.
by Juicy_Brucey1 June 28, 2023
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The Painter's Hold

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018
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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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